Ode to 2004

 

It all began in Iowa.

Howard Dean was out in front.

The Democrats were hungry,

They had several in the hunt.

But one by one we saw them go.

They dropped off like a stone.

And in the end ‘twas John Kerry

Who stood there all alone.

 

And every four years we get to choose

Who the President will be.

This year the voters spoke and said,

We’ll stick with the GOP.

So George takes on another term;

John Kerry’s day is done.

And now the Democrats regroup

For another White House run.

 

Just as the year was ending

There was a huge earthquake.

It rocked the Indian Ocean

Taking everything in its wake.

Tens of thousands lost their lives,

South Asia was in tears.

The healing and rebuilding

Could go on for years.

 

The Red Sox won the World Series

Creating quite a scene.

They hadn’t won since Babe Ruth pitched

Back in nineteen eighteen.

The Patriots won the Super Bowl,

In three years they’ve now won twice.

And the hockey team from Tampa Bay

Is the Champion of the Ice.

 

Talking heads and news anchors

Were consumed by the Peterson trial.

Tiger Woods and his Swedish bride

Finally walked the middle aisle.

TV said goodbye to “Friends”

The show has now expired.

And “The Donald” seemed to take delight

When he told people “You’re fired”.

 

The 28th Olympiad

Was played in Athens, Greece

The US took 35 gold

Before the Games would cease.

The women’s Soccer team played well.

‘Twas a Rochester girl who led.

It was no accident, of course,

That Abby Wambach used her head.

 

The President said the country should

Go back up to the Moon.

A worldwide virus choked the Web,

It was simply called “My Doom”.

The price of gas was rising fast

Some said ‘twas overpriced.

And millions went to the movies

For “The Passion of the Christ”.

 

Terrorists took a Russian school

And blew up a Spanish train.

The British launched the Mary II,

Biggest ship on the “Bounding Main”.

Mayors across the country were

Performing gay weddings.

And too often we heard the tragic news

Of Middle East beheadings.

 

Sears and K Mart soon will wed

They have announced their plans.

The NBA had a near riot

Involving players and fans.

A second bankruptcy was declared,

USAir is on its knees.

And Lake Ontario may have seen

The finale of “The Breeze”.

A plane charted by Switzerland

Crashed into the Red Sea.

An Amtrack train went off the tracks

Just south of Tennessee.

A train in North Korea crashed,

Killing two thousand or more.

And a ferryboat capsized

In the harbor at Baltimore.

 

Hurricanes ravaged Florida

With damage everywhere.

Four big storms in a short time

Made a Sunshine State nightmare.

Fires burned the western states,

Seems it happens every year.

And an earthquake rocked California

But not the big one some folks fear.

 

Much was heard of court cases

Involving a well know client.

Michael Jackson, Martha Stewart

And more news of Kobe Bryant.

Bill Clinton had his book published

He’s an author like his wife,

And he also had heart surgery

That probably saved his life.

 

A college student disappeared.

‘Twas a foolish hoax, they say.

The Governor of New Jersey quit,

He said that he way gay.

In the jail that’s called Abu Ghraib

Iraqi prisoners were abused.

And a handful of our US troops

Were accused of being amused.

 

The War in Iraq still rages on;

The end not yet in sight.

But the President’s firm in his belief

That the cause is just and right.

The Nation’s soldiers and marines;

They root out thugs each day.

Let’s keep them in our thoughts and prayers

‘Cause they’re always in harm’s way.

 

This year we paused for the third time

Remembering the day.

Nine eleven’s memories

Will never go away.

New York and Pennsylvania

And in Washington DC.

We honored all the victims

As we knelt on bended knee.

 

Now once again we call the names

Of some who’ve passed away

Reminding us we never know

The hour nor the day.

Life is very precious

And it can be gone so fast.

Let’s hope we live each day of it

As if it were our last.

 

 

Respect has finally come, we hope,

For Rodney Dangerfield.

Palestinian Arafat;

His fate now finally sealed.

Janet Leigh from the Bates Motel

And the comic Alan King.

Robert Merrill of Opera fame

Who never more will sing.

 

Bobby Keeshan, or should we say,

Captain Kangaroo.

Ray Charles and Lester Lanin,

And Tonight star, Jack Paar too.

Tony Randall from the Stage

Christopher Reeve; once Superman.

And our fallen military

In Iraq and Afghanistan.

 

Locally we lost old friends

Whose lives touched quite a few.

Katherine Keough from Fisher

And Pete Dobrovitz , too.

Kodak’s CEO; Whitmore.

Frank Horton and Pinny Cooke.

“The Klein” and Jerry Flynn

Who always gave more than they took.

 

“Tug” McGraw from Baseball,

Alistair Cooke at 95.

Columnist Mary McGrory,

Now she’s no longer alive.

The Actor Peter Ustinov

Who was one of Hollywood’s own

And fellow actor, Brando,

Forever Vito Corleone.

 

Ann Miller, the girl who danced so much.

Estee Lauder, the makeup queen.

Jan Berry who was half the team

Of the singers Jan and Dean.

Pat Tillman from the NFL

Who died in the Middle East

And Fay Wray who was “Beauty” to

The Movies’ King Kong “Beast”.

 

 

President Ronald Reagan

A man who stood quite tall.

The man who said to Gorbachev,

Mr. “G”, “Tear down this wall”.

The Nation mourned as he lay in State

With many shedding tears.

A funeral the like’s not seen

In more than thirty years.

 

So that was a look at 2004

Wrapped up in verse and rhyme.

Not too bad a year for me,

A grandfather for the first time.

Let’s hope the year was kind to you

And that next year we’ll all thrive.

Here’s wishing you the very best

In the year 2005.

 

-          Brendan M. O’Riordan